Two peasants were travelling down a winding road on their way to see the king.
When they approached the gates of the kingdom an army of foot soldiers bullied them and ran them off.
Then one peasant said to the other, “That is why.”
The next day, the two peasants travelled down the winding road again with hopes to see the king.
This time an army of horse soldiers rode up, threw stones at them and ran them off.
Then the peasant said to his friend, “That is why.”
The two peasants would not give up, so they travelled the winding road again.
This time the king’s carriage pulled up, and when the king saw the two peasants standing there in torn clothes, with cuts and bruises all over them, the king got out his carriage, walked up to the two peasant, put his arm around them and gave them each a gold coin.
As they walked back down the winding road, one peasant said to the other again, “That is why.”
When they were both back home sitting in their little huts, the other peasant asked his friend what he meant when he said, “That is why?”
The first peasant responded,
That is why they are foot soldiers, and that is all they will ever be.
That is why they are horse soldiers, and that is all they will ever be.
And that is why he is king.
I don’t know who did this ad for Disney, but seriously the script is dreadful.
It sounds like they’re pitching an audience profile, not writing an ad.
Just saw this in town.
Advert for No Smoking Day 2013.
“Swap fags for swag”
Before I write this I want to stress that I have the deepest sympathy for Holly Brockwell (read the blog here). I couldn’t imagine something more horrifying and sadder than losing someone so close in such horrific circumstances. I really truly feel for her, her family and her father for something truly devastating must have happened for him to feel forced to take his own life.
I don’t want to be rude, obnoxious or hurtful. I simply want to pose questions and to an extent play Devil’s advocate.
I too am an advertising creative. I understand the importance of putting a message across in a clever way, in a way that engages with people, in a way that speaks to people, in a way that conveys exactly what you are trying to say.
I don’t know the people who wrote the ad for Hyundai, but I can pretty categorically say that they would never write an ad like this with any malice or with true intent to offend anyone who has lost someone in similar circumstances. But, I’ll bet they feel awful now.
The point I want to raise, and this is not directly related to the Hyundai advert, is are we in a time in culture and society where we are now afraid of offending people?
I don’t know if the ad was meant to be funny per se, but I’m guessing it was meant to have a light hearted look on the situation.
I don’t know how many people watch Mad Men, but should they have been forced to cut the scene where Lane Pryce attempted his suicide in the same manner?
The sad reality is that there are awful situations all around the world. Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to bad people and unfortunately, suicide is one of those horrible things. It’s a travesty, don’t get me wrong, and I couldn’t even bring myself to imagine the unthinkable myself of someone that close taking their own life. But, is this cause to eradicate such happenings from our conversations?
I’m sure if I put some thought into it, I could find a very large number of adverts, TV series, films, lyrics or pieces of art that refer in some way to something horrible that someone else can relate to. And of course that’s going to be hard to take, of course it’s going to be horrible. But as I ask: bad things happen, but should resort to forgetting and never mentioning them again through fear of offending someone?
My grandmother recently passed away having suffered with Alzheimers for about 15 years. She was a shell. She didn’t know me or my brother, my Father or my Grandfather - her own husband. She lay in bed every day doing no more than breathing. That is not an exaggeration. It was awful. I went to visit my Grandfather the other week, a matter of weeks after the death of his Wife. We had the TV on. For the life of me I can’t remember who it was, but there was a comedian on. He made a joke about Alzheimers. I sat there for a second, expecting my Grandfather to burst into tears, to change the channel, to leave the room, to, well, I don’t know. But he didn’t. He laughed. It was a joke. The comedian didn’t set out to upset my family. He set out to make people laugh, in which he succeeded.
As I say, I feel incredibly sorry for anyone that has lost someone so close as their own Father, especially in such awful circumstances. This is not a blog about ridiculing the woman, or the advert. I simply want to ask a question.
Are we at a time where our work suffers through the overwhelming fear of offending someone?
I was sat eating dinner last night, plate on the edge of the sofa, TV on and so on.
The dog was sat next to me, staring at my fork every move it made. She was waiting for me to knock something accidentally off the edge of the plate, or for the moment I was looking away so she could pounce and take my chicken breast. She was waiting for me to lower my guard because she knew full well I was in charge, and if she stole my food straight off my plate whilst I was eating, she would be in trouble.
She was playing for the mistake.
I happened to be watching Bayern Munich vs Barcelona at the time. The same is true in football. A ball is coming over the top, you’re the shorter player. The man in front of you is far taller, and stronger. You’re not going to win the header. Do you foul him, or do you play for the mistake. Step back, let him take the ball, and stand off until he messes it up.
In life, when you’re number two sometimes you can can’t win by competing. But you can win by not competing. If the dog had jumped for my plate, she would have been locked in the kitchen and wouldn’t have eaten. If the smaller player went for the header, he wouldn’t win it, and he’d be outmuscled and probably out of position.
If you can’t win, sometimes it’s best to let the other person play and wait for them to make their mistakes. Then you can grab that bit of chicken that you’ve been eyeing up, or make the tackle as he fumbles with the ball at his feet. Focus not on being better than them at what they are good at, but look how that’s a weakness, and how you can capitalise on that weakness.
What kind of a shower is this meant to be? I can categorically say I have never been to a gym with mixed showers, where men, women, girls and boys all share a shower.
Also, awful advert.
The kind of thing you would expect to see from Apple
I don’t get this advert. It’s quite clear that the biggest competition is Apple’s iPad. iPad is the number 1 tablet. It’s brilliant. Apple’s advertising is fantastic too. Simple, and delivers everything about the iPad. And it makes it sexy. So, Microsoft have a few options if they want to sell their Surface over the iPad. Cheaper, better, easier to use, faster, more storage and so on. Instead they seem to have offered the one selling point I can only imagine no one cares about. It has a keyboard, that clicks. Look at everyone with their clicking keyboards. At no point does it say how that is better. At no point do they show how they are in any way better than the iPad. Fail.